HALF THE MATH, DOUBLE THE MYTH

shudderpup:

(via happyds:

lolthevolcano

TT: If it’s me going through with this, hypothetically, 
TT: I’m not dropping some limp wristed shucks buster on his ass, and praying to the horse gods of irony for reciprocation. 
TT: There will be no rocking back and forth on pigeon-toed feet, while my face flushes with the blood of a thousand timid bishies. 
TT: I will not hold one tentative hand behind my head like a flustered asshole from an Asian cartoon, nor will an oversized bead of sweat overlap ludicrously with my visage. 
TT: If it’s me, I’m going all out. 
TT: Oceans will rise. Cities will fall. Volcanoes will erupt. 
TG: uuh 
TT: What I’m saying is, it’s going to be a scene, and bystanders need to brace themselves. 

#number one best first kiss in the history of OTPs
#hyperventilates

(via shudderpup, source: happyds)

little-girl-on-a-mad-world:

omgrunlol:

inksteaks:

GT: Like i said jane i am inclined to entertain certain ideas and what ifs thats all. 

WOW THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT

I love how Jake is just a confused teenager.

the volcano

(via reaill, source: inksteaks)

nuclearcarrots:

guys dirk/jake is going to be canon

and the squeal from all the fans on the internet is going to be so intense

that it will transcend the internet and be heard throughout the universe, and even possibly do a mobius reach-around

yeah you know that 3K background radiation that everyone says is from the big bang

it’s actually dirk/jake shippers in the future

(via nuclearcarrots)

cooling-cake:

oh, Janey
come into my arms and i will pap you to sleep
tomorrow’s another day 

i just hope Dirk doesn’t panic too

(via tiarakind)

ghostdunk:

Here’s my entry for the Homestuck Album Contest! It’s called Double Pistols. No wink. Sorry, ladies, but this song is all about the ACTION. I wrote and recorded this song in about 16 hours; I used Native Instruments and all the guitar playing is real.

Reblog this if you like it :)

(via ghostdunk)

fastpuck:

getting in some of my shipping feels now before everything goes flying roof bananas

Hussie
Hussie please
oh god it’s going to hurt isn’t it 

(via fastpuck)

shudderpup:

(via averyniceprince:

xoxo

jesus CHRIST

(via shudderpup, source: averyniceprince)

wallabeans:

His love is the love that will pierce the heavens

TT: If it’s me going through with this, hypothetically, 
TT: I’m not dropping some limp wristed shucks buster on his ass, and praying to the horse gods of irony for reciprocation. 
TT: There will be no rocking back and forth on pigeon-toed feet, while my face flushes with the blood of a thousand timid bishies. 
TT: I will not hold one tentative hand behind my head like a flustered asshole from an Asian cartoon, nor will an oversized bead of sweat overlap ludicrously with my visage. 
TT: If it’s me, I’m going all out. 
TT: Oceans will rise. Cities will fall. Volcanoes will erupt. 
TG: uuh 
TT: What I’m saying is, it’s going to be a scene, and bystanders need to brace themselves.

(via wallabeans)

this is all of my feelings about this

(via feastings, source: razzda)

oh my god no
no something terrible is going to happen

Jake is going to reject him or else get dismembered in the middle of their sloppy make outs or something

because i’m so happy
and when i’m happy Hussie hurts me 

this can only end in tears

silver-rollu:

ipgd:

SIGN…

this is literally the worst thing i could think of to be wasting my time on but i cant stop

Oh Gog the convo between Dave and Bro.

I just…I 

The noise I made was not human

…cloacal kiss

(via adeptamatesprit-deactivated2012, source: ipgd)