BEST CONCLUSION TO THIS ADVENTURE asjkffkcgs
The ANNIVERSARY EDITION of Bad Mother, featuring birthday cake. (link)
this just made me so, so sad and i don’t even know why
- person: i went to this really interesting bar last night
- me: let me tell you about DnD
- person: what is DnD
- me: i'm a prostitute
- person: what
- me: i am a male prostitute
I was here
I was here, motherfuckers
and ain’t none of y’all can write that in the spot that I just wrote it in.
- (azura09): I like to think that Wren gets lost frequently during adventures...
- (azura09): just wanders off, waits for Lyra/Brecca to come get him
- (diz): How To Be Wren
- (diz): step 1) lose control of life
- (diz): 2) find bog
- (diz): 3) sit in it
- (diz): 4) await assistance
- (azura09): Brecca telling clients "I have to go...my friend is lost in a bog again"
- (azura09): Lyra comes to get him while he's working... all the sudden said client sees a giant ten foot wolf, looking frustrated
- (diz): this is like literally the equivalent of those friends who go to bars together, and one gets picked up and the other inevitably wanders off and is drunk and sad and gets lost somewhere and has to call the first one to come get them
- (azura09): they are totally those friends
- (azura09): + magic + bog
- (diz): Wren
- (diz): Wren why are you lying in a bog
- (diz): this is canon now
- (azura09): Brecca: Again?
- (diz): he will go missing, and B will hunt him down and be like why are you sitting a bog eating bits of moss
- (diz): Wren: (sob) because ii've lost contorld of my lieffe
- (diz): hiccup
- (azura09): Can you HICCUP help me up HICCUP
- (azura09): Brecca wades in in a corset
- (azura09): #best friendship
- (diz): Wren: w-why ar eyou (hic) in that
- (diz): Brecca: What?
- (diz): Wren: (points, hiccups) THAT
- (diz): Brecca: I was in the middle of something
- (azura09): adasdfsdfsdf
- (azura09): I really want Brecca to say about the corset, totally deadpan, "These are my hunting clothes"
- (diz): then he smiles mirthlessly and goes "roaarrr"
- (azura09): everything is beautiful
- (azura09): pins Wren down in the bog
- (azura09): then Lyra has to drag them
- (azura09): BOTH OUT
- (diz): they come back all muddy and everybody's like what happened to you
- (diz): B's in a leather corset
- (diz): they're soaked
- (diz): they just say
- (diz): "shenanigans"
- (diz): and walk away
- (azura09): ashjsfdgfd
i am still unsure 0:
what is iamx
Before IAMX; after IAMX.
Got to paint Mr. Corner’s face and got a little bit back in return.
An update to everybody waiting on commissions:
I’m making my way through them steadily! However, the first half of this week is going to be very busy for me so I apologize in advance for taking a a little longer than I’d like for some of you. My work deadlines are extremely tight right now as we are horribly understaffed, and I have some other things going on this week that are going to eat all my free time, so I won’t be able to get back to working on art again until Wednesday, possibly Thursday. I will try to keep all of you updated individually as best I can.
Thanks so much for your patience, guys. :) I really appreciate it!
Oh no, it must have been taken down. I guess it’s been a couple years since I did that… The song is “New Skin” by FAKE? :)